ittybittyrecluse:

This a very accurate story of sports and I.

Aaaand done, so done

ittybittyrecluse:

This a very accurate story of sports and I.

Aaaand done, so done

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obvious-electricity:

My dog is a fail.

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phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

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theeman31:

vi-vae:

tree-huggin-in-tie-dye:

scumfolk:

carlboygenius:

Hemp is a Sensible, Sustainable, Highly-Industrializable Plant

We should utilize it. Hemp could solve many problems.

END PROHIBITION. It is NOT just about smoking.

Ay-fuckin-men

This is wonderful.

if youre 18 and live in michigan make sure youre registered to vote, legalization of marijuana is on the ballet the november!

Imagine the possibilities and stop demonizing such a useful and versatile plant.

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liftedandgiftedd:

every girl deserves orgasms and pizza

every human*

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fuck you sidewalk! you can’t tell me what to do! now i’m going to suck my own dick while hobbling down the street in spite of you! after all people on their phones are pretty much doing the same thing.

fuck you sidewalk! you can’t tell me what to do! now i’m going to suck my own dick while hobbling down the street in spite of you! after all people on their phones are pretty much doing the same thing.

(Source: sunflowwers)

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latenightalaska:

jasonfnsaint:

Billy Madison (1995)

"Man, I’m glad I called that guy!"

instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around school we should just post this

(Source: spitefulcake)

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the only higher power I have is part woman and part toilet, ‘cause that’s the only two things I’ll ever get on my knees for.
guy in AA meeting when I was 16.

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