wtftimmy:

OHMYGOD THERE WAS MORE TO THIS?!

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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

I don’t support most any generalization… But these guys taking so much offense likely means they are the exact people being made fun of.

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mantodeya:

malformalady:

Dinosaur feathers preserved in amber. A group of Canadian paleontologists combed through thousands of minuscule amber nuggets from nearly 80 million years ago. Among them they found 11 M&M-sized globules with traces of ancient feathers and fuzz. A number resembled modern feathers—some fit for flying and others designed to dive. Their unique approach paid off when they discovered feathers and never-before-seen structures, which they think are something called dinofuzz. Via TYWKIWDBI

So exciting

mantodeya:

malformalady:

Dinosaur feathers preserved in amber. A group of Canadian paleontologists combed through thousands of minuscule amber nuggets from nearly 80 million years ago. Among them they found 11 M&M-sized globules with traces of ancient feathers and fuzz. A number resembled modern feathers—some fit for flying and others designed to dive. Their unique approach paid off when they discovered feathers and never-before-seen structures, which they think are something called dinofuzz. Via TYWKIWDBI

So exciting

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vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa)

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asylum-art:

Splendid Wood Cutout Sculptures by Martin Tomsky

on deviantART \  Etsy

London-based artist Martin Tomsky creates elaborate illustrations that are then transformed into beautifully intricate wooden sculptures.

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chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

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Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

(Source: vintagegal)

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prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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whirra:

i just fucking wanted the one

(Source: tarou4)

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